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{"type":"standard","title":"Christoph Bergner","displaytitle":"Christoph Bergner","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q70089","titles":{"canonical":"Christoph_Bergner","normalized":"Christoph Bergner","display":"Christoph Bergner"},"pageid":24539246,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/MK28109_Christoph_Bergner.jpg/330px-MK28109_Christoph_Bergner.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/MK28109_Christoph_Bergner.jpg","width":2919,"height":4378},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281664467","tid":"22a2dbbf-0685-11f0-91b8-332431283aef","timestamp":"2025-03-21T18:48:53Z","description":"German politician (born 1948)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Bergner","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Bergner?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Bergner?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christoph_Bergner"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Bergner","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Christoph_Bergner","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Bergner?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christoph_Bergner"}},"extract":"Christoph Bergner is a German politician and member of the conservative CDU. Bergner was the 3rd Minister President of Saxony-Anhalt from 1993 until 1994.","extract_html":"
Christoph Bergner is a German politician and member of the conservative CDU. Bergner was the 3rd Minister President of Saxony-Anhalt from 1993 until 1994.
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Ithu Njangalude Katha is a 1982 Indian Malayalam-language film directed by P. G. Viswambharan. This was the second film of actor Mukesh after the 1981 film Balloon. It is a remake of the Tamil film Palaivana Solai.
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Oaksey is a village and civil parish in Wiltshire, England, on the county boundary with Gloucestershire. The village is about 6 kilometres (3.7 mi) northeast of the market town of Malmesbury and a similar distance south south west of the Gloucestershire market town of Cirencester.
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