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Major General Eldon Wayne Joersz is an American pilot, who jointly holds the World Air Speed Record.
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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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Bundesautobahn 64 is an autobahn in southwestern Germany. It is the continuation of the Luxembourgish Autoroute 1, connecting the city of Luxembourg to Trier with a total length of only 14 kilometres.
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