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\"La La La\" is the debut single by American singer Auburn. It was initially the lead single of her sophomore album One on One, originally set to be released August 10, 2010. The track features British Virgin Islands singer Iyaz, and was produced by J. R. Rotem. Released in June 2010, it reached number 51 on the Billboard Hot 100, and number 22 on the Mainstream Top 40 airplay chart. The song interpolates ATC's \"Around the World \".
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